Monday, April 6, 2009

THE BARBER

Barbershop
When I was a young boy, barbers cut men's hair. A trip to the barbershop was a journey into the world of men. The shop in the basement of Zion's bank in Salt Lake City was huge: granite columns holding up the building, marble and tile floors, and a row of elegant barber chairs with woven chrome designs and foot pads. On the sides were levers; the barber pumped them to raise the chair up to the correct height for hair cutting.

Besides the fact that I have had the same haircut for the past 65 years, it was always a wonderful experience to get my hair cut. It started with the ambiance, possibly because the reading material included men's magazines; it was the only place where a young boy could glance through the likes of 'Stag', 'Argosy', and later 'Playboy'. The barber wore a wrap-around white shirt, and after seating me in the chair, wrapped a tissue around my neck, then draped a white silk cape around. He would ask how I'd like my hair cut: "Just a trim", I'd say, and he'd reply that I shouldn't get it too short in the back. Being a man's world, the barber shop was where men discussed politics and religion. The leaders of the Mormon church would get their hair cut here, so I would hear the latest theological discussions. It was also a place where horse racing was a topic of conversation, and perhaps a few bets were placed. This was a world unlike any I could find in my middle-class Salt Lake neighborhood.

I was an easy customer, a simple cut with my blond hair parted on the left, tapered above the ear and sideburns. The barber would slip a large comb attachment onto the clippers and take off the back a bit. Then he would pick up the long barber shears, hook the ring finger into the notch behind the finger hole, and take a couple of fast snips in the air to make sure they were oiled up and in working order. With a comb in one hand and the shears in the other, he would go to work lifting my hair and snipping it to the correct height.

When he was finished, he'd swing the chair facing the large wall mirror, bring out a large mirror and hold it behind my head so that I could approve his work. "Looks great!" I'd say, meaning it was now time to move on to the sacred shaving ritual that I loved best. First, he would push a button on the automatic foam machine, and hot lather would extrude from the nozzle into his hand. With a finger he would apply it to my neck and sideburns. By the time I was a teen-ager, he would ask if I'd like my chin shaved, too. How mature! A long leather strop hung from the side of the chair; the barber would take out a straight razor, flip it open, and strop it up and down on the treated canvass side, then on the slick leather to straighten out any curl on the edge, making it 'razor sharp'. With the little finger on the hook of the blade, holding the pearl handle with the fingers, the barber delicately pulled the mirror-polished blade across my neck, giving me the smoothest shave imaginable. Then, he reached into a little oven and brought out a steaming towel, laid it across my neck and wiped off all the excess. It's a lost art.

In the 60's and 70's I worked in the Tetons. Every few weeks I'd go to Van's Barber Shop in Jackson, Wyoming. I went there all the years I lived in the Tetons. First Van, then his partner, Don Bent, cut my hair. The joke was told that once a guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "Bob Peters here?" "Nope, just cut hair!" replied Van. I got great haircuts, but no shave. The electric razor took the place of the straight edge, and I could always feel a bit of fuzz on my neck. The whole procedure was quicker and easier, but without the many amenities. It also began to cost more.

During the married years my wife cut my hair. We mostly lived far from town in bush Alaska, and she did a great job of keeping it neat, without the male rituals. But, one day in 1987, I was in Fairbanks, Alaska, doing some business and was in desperate need of a haircut. I saw a barber pole next to a hole-in-the-wall shop and walked in, the only customer. I sat in the chair, and to my amazement, Don Bent was the barber. I sat there for a while, flummoxed, and made small talk, but finally said, "You probably don't remember me, but you were the last barber to cut my hair in Jackson, Wyoming, 12 years ago." "Oh, I remember you and have followed your dog racing career every year on the Yukon Quest!" he replied. Don Bent closed his barbershop in the old Sampson Hardware building near the Chena River in Fairbanks, Alaska, January 9, 2009. I couldn't track him down, but I wish him luck.

We moved to Anchorage, and for many years I went to hair stylists, women...who are not trained in the secret and manly art of the haircut and a shave. Even an expensive cut at the stylist looked like shit, so I placed myself at the mercy of young women at the hair-styling school. The women at the academy did a tolerable job and were also required to wash the hair before cutting, so that became the new ritual. It was fun, but there was no shave, and I often looked like I'd been attacked by a sheep shearer. I could go home and trim it up myself be presentable at work.

Then a couple of weeks ago hair was growing over my ears, and I looked like a shaggy dog. As I walked out of Safeway, I saw a little styling salon, Master Cuts, next door and thought I might just save some time and get it over with. I walked in, and to my amazement, a senior citizen my age named Dennis called me back and said he'd cut my hair. I'm a chatty patron, so after telling him explicitly how I would like my hair cut, but not expecting it to actually occur, I asked him where he learned to cut hair. That opened the floodgates; he told me about the fellow he apprenticed with and who taught him the trade; how he had cut hair since the 60's, even in the military; how he came to Alaska to work in other military jobs; and that he had kept up his barber skills. He even had his own little barber tools wrapped in a beautiful leather case. As he cut my hair, I noticed that he was using the barber scissors and thinning scissors, just as I had remembered from my youth. I bemoaned the fact that one of my great memories was of the straight razor, the hot foam, and the hot towels.

Dennis calmly informed me that he rarely did that any more, but he looked furtively around for the owner, then withdrew a straight razor from his case, apologized that he didn't have hot lather, but did have a wonderful palm cream which he pasted on my neck, and began to shave. I felt the clean blade taking the hair down just like 50 years ago. After I was shaved he produced a hot towel and draped it over my neck, wiping the excess cream and hair away, leaving no little feathery cuttings to stick in the collar and tickle for the rest of the day. The memories flooded back of the great haircuts of the past. I'm his customer now!

Saturday, April 4, 2009

TELEMARK CHAMPIONSHIPS

Imagine my amazement. I was reading the sport page of the Anchorage Daily News this morning after an evening of birthday partying last night at Alyeska ski resort, having enjoyed the Telepalooza event. I didn't watch the races, preferring to do my own telemark turns. So, there in the paper sat the results of yesterdays telemark championships. http://www.adn.com/sports/story/747857.html
First place in the women's category was Page Brady, daughter of my very good climbing friends, James and Nancy Brady of Anchorage. But to my surprise, third place in the men's division was a certain 'Paul Kimbrough'. There can't be two of those in the world, I thought, so I gave Tom and Barb a call to confirm my suspicions. Tom answered and acknowledged that it was his scion. And....he did it with a broken hand, without poles, 'cause he couldn't hold them. He told his dad that he couldn't really go all out without the poles!!!!!

So I Googled Paul...

The first article on him shows him upside down a hundred feet in the air jumping a highway in Washington:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/outdoors/2004246214_nwwroadgap280.html
MIKEMORSEPHOTOGRAPHY.COM

"Western Washington University student and aspiring professional skier Paul Kimbrough, 21, spins a 360-degree turn as he leaps the famed Road Gap (from left to right) across the Mount Baker Highway." Seattle Times


The second shows a nice bio and photo. He is listed down the page a bit as THE PLAYER: http://thewinterlife.com/team/

And he won the 2009 SIERRA NEVADA TELEMARK FREESKIING CHAMPIONSHIPS. There's a nice photo of him down the page in the winner's circle:
http://momentskis.com/blog/?p=51
Paul is second from right

If I'd known, I'd surely have watched the race!

ALASKA NEWS

ALASKA NEWS

It's been a rough week for our governor, Sarah Palin.

First, nationally, Sen. John McCain wouldn't commit to supporting her for president if she ran in 2012. On this week's 'Meet the Press' he said "Well, we'll have to see..."

Second, she was replaced (or uninvited as some say) as the keynote speaker at June's Senate-House Dinner in Washington. Some of her handlers said she never accepted the invitation, but that appears to be more of a flub-a-dub:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/31/gingrich-replacing-palin_n_181469.html

Third, Levi Johnston, Bristol Palin's ex boyfriend and father of the new baby, broke his silence on the Tyra Banks show, admitting that he didn't use safe sex always:
http://tyrashow.warnerbros.com/2009/04/levi_johnston.php

Fourth, U.S. Representative Don Young, (R) AK, said in an NPR interview that Ted Stevens should run for governor. “Personally I’d like to see him run for governor, and that’s my personal feeling,” Mr Young said on Alaska Public Radio Network on Thursday. “So, we’ll see what happens down the line. He probably won’t, but I think that would be a great way to cap off a great career as being the governor of the state of Alaska.”

Fifth, Alaska legislators in Juneau refuse Palin's demand for a public vote on confirming her choice of a new representative in Juneau to fill a vacant seat. The Democratic senators must confirm her choice, but refused it, wanting another candidate. Palin then said she wanted the public to weigh in, but she was rebuffed:
http://www.adn.com/news/politics/story/747513.html

Sixth, Native Alaska groups oppose her choice of Wayne Anthony Ross, former NRA executive, as the state's attorney general:
http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/ap_alaska/story/745601.html

Seventh, she's drawn fire from both Democratic and Republican legislators on the stimulus funds, where she has said she would reject funds for special education and bush-community education.
http://www.adn.com/front/story/738094.html

And now her husband, Todd Palin's half sister was arrested for buglary. Complicating the crime is the fact that she had her 4-year old daughter along, bringing up the issue of child endangerment:
http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/crime/story/747508.html

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Antique Rocking Chair


My latest project was a small children's rocking chair, likely from the mid-nineteenth century. It was hand-made, with no nails, only small wedges holding the many parts together. The rocker on one side had broken off, and it had lay under the house in moist earth for so many years, that the rockers had rotted. many parts had fallen off, and the finish was pretty sad.

So, I spliced in a new piece of matching wood to the rocker leg:

A variety of hard woods were used in the construction of the chair, likely maple, and alder. It appears everything was made with hand tools. I constructed two new rockers from maple, a hard wood that would take the abuse of rocking. The seat of the chair is made from cotton twine, and one section had broken.


After carefully cleaning most of the 15o years of grease and grime, Tung oil was rubbed onto the wood to restore the natural finish of the wood. It's now ready for some children to rock it for another century or so!

Friday, March 27, 2009

MOUNT REDOUBT VOLCANO

Ascending eruption cloud from Redoubt Volcano and its reflection in the waters of Cook Inlet. View is to the west from the Kenai Peninsula. Photograph by J. Warren, April 21, 1990

At 11:47 pm Thursday night, Mount Redoubt volcano 100 miles SW of Anchorage erupted again. It has been erupting fairly continuously since Monday's first six eruptions. But we dodged the bullet on that one! The ash clouds were blown northwest up the Susitna Valley over Mount McKinley rather than onto Anchorage. Early this morning more eruptions sent ash clouds 65,000' into the sky and the ash cloud was blown southeast depositing its microscopic glass shards in a grey dust on Homer, Alaska. That shut down all Alaska Airlines flights in and out of Anchorage.

But just a few minutes ago, the volcano blew again, and this time the Puff Prediction shows the ash heading for Anchorage at every altitude. Ash is composed of tiny shards of glass, like obsidian, that can be devastating to engines of all kinds, so air filters are at a premium. It can infect lungs and sinuses, so Alaskans are stocking up on face masks. Hundreds of thousands are available at Home Depot, drug stores, and most department stores. If ash falls tomorrow, it can shut down a variety of businesses. The airlines are wrapping the planes in plastic. Car owners are hiding them in the garages. The military has whisked all their planes to other air bases, like Fairbanks.

Here's what we read from the National Weather Service:
1224 AM AKDT FRI MAR 27 2009

...ASHFALL ADVISORY IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 AM AKDT EARLY THIS
MORNING...


THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN ANCHORAGE HAS ISSUED AN ASHFALL
ADVISORY...WHICH IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 AM AKDT EARLY THIS MORNING.

MOUNT REDOUBT ERUPTED TO 38,000 FT AT 1148 PM THURSDAY. MINOR
ASHFALL OF A TRACE TO ONE EIGHTH INCH IS EXPECTED THROUGH EARLY FRIDAY
MORNING.

MOUNT REDOUBT REMAINS ACTIVE AND ADDITIONAL ERUPTIONS ARE POSSIBLE.


PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...

AN ASHFALL ADVISORY MEANS THAT ASH WILL BE DEPOSITED IN THE
ADVISORY AREA. PEOPLE IN AREAS OF ASHFALL SHOULD SEAL WINDOWS AND
DOORS. PROTECT ELECTRONICS AND COVER AIR INTAKES AND OPEN WATER
SUPPLIES. MINIMIZE DRIVING. LISTEN TO YOUR RADIO STATION FOR
FURTHER INFORMATION.
It's a big mess, and it could continue for months!

THE WORLD'S GREATEST FISHERMAN

My dad fished or hunted every Friday or Saturday his whole life, at least as far back as I can remember. At age 85, he was just as passionate about the sports as he was when I was young. He was unsteady on his feet, and we worried about him, but had the spunk of a teenager. A purist at heart, he would only fish his bamboo rods, with dry flies, on small streams. He loved to take our mother or any of us with him. Every time he caught a fish he'd shout, "Look, look! Come here! Why don't you just stand right by me and catch a fish!"

One night I got a call from Mom; she was at home in Salt Lake City, I was in Alaska. Mom was very worried about Dad: "He went fishing and promised to be home by dark. It's 9:30 at night, and I don't know what's happened to him." "Call Tony", I said. Tony is my brother who lives close by. So, Tony came over to help, thinking he might have to drive up to the mountains and start a search. Just as he arrived, Dad walked in.

His story, as best as I can remember it ten years later:

"You know Chalk Creek up the the Uintah mountains? I drove up there to catch some of those little brook trout. But, they put up a guard rail on the road, so I couldn't drive the van down to the creek. So, I parked the car by the side of the road, hopped over the guard rail, and slid down the steep embankment to the stream. I fished under a blue sky in that bubbly water that rippled down the mountainside. All afternoon I caught little brookies as I made my way around the bends farther and farther up stream. It was so much fun; I wish you would have been there with me. I'd promised your mother that I'd be home by dark, so I fished my way back down to the embankment where the car was parked.

"It was a steep hillside, so I hooked my fishing rod to my vest, and used both hands to climb up the slippery gravel and rocks to the road. I was almost there; my eyes were nearly level with the pavement when the clumps of grass in my hands broke, and I fell backwards down the hill and landed on a ledge. My knees were so bruised I could hardly bend them, but I tried going up again and couldn't get up the last steep section. I stood on the ledge and screamed at the top of my lungs every time a car came by. Well, after an hour or so I knew no one could hear me, and Mom would be really worried.

"Just downhill from me was a drainage culvert that ran under the road and emptied into the stream below. I figured if I could get through it, I would end up on the uphill side of the road, so I made my way down and over to it and crawled in. My knees were so bruised, I couldn't crawl, and it was really narrow...maybe 18" wide. So I scooched along on my butt, pushing backwards with my hands and feet clear under the highway until I popped out on the other side. There was the car! Much relieved I hauled my battered carcass across the highway to the car, and I just got home. But you know the worst thing of all? I lost those beautiful little fish in the culvert!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

THE ICE PIXIES

A Brief History
Keystone Canyon
The Valdez Ice Fest was an institution. Dr. Andrew Embick and friends started it in 1982, and the event ran until a year or so ago. Each February, I would take the family and participate in the Friday bonfire at the beach near the Valdez, Alaska, harbor where at least a hundred wood pallets were burned, hot dogs were incinerated, hair was singed, and kegs were consumed. Saturday morning, we would climb the great frozen waterfalls of Keystone canyon: Bridalveil Falls 850', Keystone Greensteps 850', Simple Twist of Fate, or Hung Jury. Saturday night was a giant spaghetti feed at a local restaurant, and afterwards folks would drink more beer or worse at the local bars. There was always a speed-climbing event on the first pitch of 'Greensteps'. It was as much a social as a sport.

Four years ago, Kirsten Kremer had a brilliant idea: organize an all-women's event, 'The Ice Pixies', where women could climb together without the glaring eye and overbearing advice of the men. It turned out to be a whooping success. So much so, that the guys couldn't stay away. Who could stay in Anchorage when "The Whipsaws" were playing rock and roll music for a mob of hot hardbodies in Valdez? So, the guys hung on the periphery, climbing together and meeting in the evening for the dance and free beer.

Horsetail

With this history and vision in my mind, I organized a group of friends to drive over to the 'Pixies' again this year. Cynthia, Amy, and I hopped in Troy's truck, piled in gobs of gear, and headed east on the 5-hour drive along the Chugach, the most beautiful mountain scenerey in Alaska. We breezed throught he cultural desert of Glenallen, Alaska, and stopped for gas and muchies at the "T" intersection, where a left turn would take us through Canada to the rest of the known world. A right turn leads to Valdez, the termination of the Alaska Pipeline, scene of the great Exxon-Valdez oil spill, the phantasmagoric Chugach mountains, the utter beauty of Prince William Sound, and the greatest frozen waterfalls in Alaska.

We had left at 8am, so we had time to climb a short icefall: "Horsetail Falls", a broad cascade of wide steps of ice undulating down the cliff side. The climbs are adjacent the road, so no approach was necessary; we buckled on our climbing harnesses, crampons, and grabbed the ice tools for the climb. The perfectly formed ice gobbled up the tools, and we climbed two moderate pitches up to an old Alder tree trunk festooned with nylon slings from which we would rappel back to the base on our climbing ropes. That evening we ate Mexican food and watched Kirsten Kremer's inspirational slide show charting her perigrinations around the world in search of big mountains, great snow and steep cliffs. With dreams of steep ice and big mountains we wandered back to the inn hot tubs and rest.

Hung Jury

Jazzed by our success the previous day, we headed for Keystone Canyon. Troy and I dropped Cynthia and Amy at the Pixies event, and we headed up "Hung Jury", a wild composite of ice bells formed by the constant winds past the bottleneck turn in the canyon. Sitting in the large room-size bell at the base was a lonely climber, abandonned earlier in the morning by his friends, awaiting the first humans to adopt him. We offered him a ride up the ice on our rope. Climbing over the bulges, bells, and up the vertical 200' icicle was the best, the epitome of ice climbing. It was early afternoon, so time to wander over to the Pixies and check out the action. The women had a line of ropes set up on the ice to belay the beginning and intermediate climbers in safety. Eight hundred feet of ice hung over the event and glistened in the afternoon sun; we sat on our packs in the snow and soaked in the heat, taking pictures of friends and hurling encouragement upward. Bryan Teal arrived with a keg of beer, charcoal grill, and all the fixings; he stuffed us with fine Copper River red salmon all afternoon.

Bryan Teale

The Eagles Lodge


The Pixies had organized a huge potluck at the Eagles Lodge, replete with a keg of Moose's Tooth beer hauled over from Anchorage. Socializing began; I worked the room to find old friends; and the band began to rock. My friend Cynthia asked, 'Do you swing?' Well, I learned to dance in Mrs. Sanderson's 5th grade class, so we did swing! I was on fire; the women were beautiful; the band blasted; and the night was off to a great start.

Attack of the Orcas

At 1:30am the band finally fizzled, and I was absolutely ready to wander back to the hotel. But foggier minds urged us to move to the "Pipeline" for margaritas. The rock and roll band at the Pipeline was hot, so the dancing continued unabated for hours. At 4am (Valdez bars close at 5am), I was still shimmying on the dance floor with Amy and others. A woman the size of an Orca with a drink in one hand grabbed my belt and pulled me smashingly close into her soft rolls. From the back another Orca, also holding a drink in her free hand, pushed into my back, grabbed the belt and crushed me like a hamburger patty. I was finally a piece of meat. As I was groped and grabbed to the beat of the band, unable to gracefully extricate myself from the sandwich, I wondered how I had ever ended up like this. I'd never closed a bar before; hell, I'd never stayed anywhere this late.

As I squeezed out like a bar of soap in a wet hand, two troglodites with long stringy hair and the usual missing body parts slipped off the bar stools and hauled onto the two girlfriends. Another woman walked by, and I sensed bad blood in the mumbled comments. Suddenly it was a slugfest. I had grabbed my coat and was heading out the door, but Curiosity turned my head. Hoping I wouldn't end up like Lot's wife, I stood transfixed at the fracas, watching the bartenders hop the bar and grab the women in the ring to stop the fight. The lights went up and it was clear the bar was instantly closed. My evening was at an end. The hotel was only across the street, a particuar blessing.

Bridalveil Falls
Bridalveil Falls
The morning dawned clear and cold with a 30 knot wind whistling through town. But for some strange reason I slept in a bit, in spite of my love of climbing and desire to get out on the ice with my friends. Breakfast at The Totem is a feast and time stood still. Could it have been that the portions of omlettes and pancakes were blue-collar monstrous? Maybe this is the best part of the trip; I love breakfast. Troy's helping of bacon looks like a side of pork. I think there is a pound of cheese melted in my omlette. I'm wondering how they make pancakes this big. The crowd in the room is a mix: Sunday morning locals, heli-ski clients and guides, and the Pixies.

The wind was howling through Vadez as we drove north; it was 20 F., and Keystone Canyon was brutal. A natural venturi, the wind whistled through driving us back into the truck wondering if we had the umph to get out on the ice. We had come to climb. It was our last chance for the big ice, so we jumped into our warmest clothes and hauled our gear over to the base of Bridalveil Falls where the Pixies were setting up fixed ropes. The purpose of the Pixies was to give women the confidence to climb. So I encouraged Cynthia to lead the first pitch of dripping chandelliered ice, a vertical pillar over a hundred feet high. She was marvelous! With all the confidence of a master, she gracefully floated upwards, sticking the ice tools into the grooves and crannies of the ice, exploiting its vulnerabilities. Slowly, methodically, she reached the anchors, turned, smiled, waved, and lowered off. This was the highlight. This is why we had come, and I had a chance to be a tiny part of it.
Cynthia on lead
In spite of cold temperatures, high winds, and falling ice, we had 'Cheated death once more!'

Sherrie Soltis